Jinnah of Pakistan
Amusing Signs
Travellers have often found humorous signs in countries where English is not the first language - Pakistan is no exception.
The collection here may seem strange, but are real...promise!
Found a humorous sign in Pakistan, send us a picture stating where and when. What did you originally make of it...?!
| Country | Sign |
|---|---|
 Austria - In an Austrian hotel catering to skiers |
Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension. |
 China - Hotel Jincheng, Shenyang |
It is not allow in the hotel room for guest participating in Illicit Arts, banging of firecrackers, gambling and wrestling. |
 Denmark - In a Copenhagen airline ticket office |
We take your bags and send them in all directions |
 France - Outside a Paris dress shop |
Dresses for street walking. |
| France - In a Paris hotel elevator |
Please leave your values at the front desk. |
 Germany - In a Leipzig elevator |
Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up. |
 Greece - In a Hotel in Athens |
Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily. |
 Hong Kong - In a Hong Kong supermarket |
For your convenience, we recommend courageous, efficient self- service. |
| Hong Kong - Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop |
Ladies may have a fit upstairs. |
 Japan - In a Japanese hotel room |
Please to bathe inside the tub. |
| Japan - In a Japanese hotel |
You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid. |
 Norway - In a Norwegian cocktail lounge |
Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar. |
 Poland - On the menu of a Polish hotel |
Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion. |
 Romania - In a Bucharest hotel lobby |
The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable. |
 Russia - In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian orthodox monastery |
You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday. |
 Serbia - In a Serbian hotel |
The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid. |
| Serbia - In a Belgrade hotel elevator |
To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order. |
 Switzerland - On the menu of a Swiss restaurant |
Our wines leave you nothing to hope for. |
 Thailand - In a Bangkok dry cleaner's |
Drop your trousers here for best results. |
| Thailand - Advertisement for donkey rides |
Would you like to ride on your own ass? |